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Mr Red: Wishing you a very good morning and you're listening to the Mr Red and Notred breakfast show.
(Somebody whispers)
Mr Red: Yes, I get it, it's twelve in the afternoon, but that's not the point. (Laughter) With you here is Mr Red as what the chinese call 'mo li hua'. And my sidekick... Mr Notred (thunderous applause) which is not like what the chinese call 'mo li hua'.
Mr Notred: Hi. (Very unenthusiastic)
Mr Red: So... Mr Notred, I heard that recently there has been a surge in the number of thefts in schools.
Mr Notred: Really? I didn't know about that. Oh yah, and P.S. I always thought that there were only female obasans, don't tell me there are also male obasans.
Mr Red: Who are you talking about? Who is the male obasan?
Mr Notred: You.
Mr Red: Oh. Anyway, back to the point about thefts in schools. I heard from my sister-in-law that her daughter's wallet has been stolen recently. which has like a one dollar note and a five cent coin in it.
Mr Notred: How old is she?
Mr Red: Five years old.
Mr Notred: That explains everything. Which reminds me, I still remember the not so memorable days I spent in my secondary school. There was this crime ring that happened during the time, all my classmates were so skeptical about it, they hid their wallets and sealed it in the toilet cubical right next to my classroom.
Mr Red: Huh? Why? Just lock it in the locker, save time save space.
Mr Notred: You can hack other people's locks, but you can't hack the toilet.
(snorts of laughter)
Mr Red: So no wallets got stolen.
Mr Notred: Nah, they all went missing.
Mr Red: Why? I thought you said the toilet was safe?
Mr Notred: Yes, the toilet was safe. Too safe. Everyone locked it and placed it above the toilet bowl and in the end the wallets accidentally got blown into the toilet bowl and ended up being flushed away by the patronising cleaners who cleaned up.
Mr Red: Oh I see. Pretty stupid of you guys to do so though. I still think it's safer to lock it in the locker.
Mr Notred: I also remeber the time when I got my first crush on this girl which thick curly hair who look like gorilla...
Mr Red: Erm... Mr Notred, I hate to break it to you but we are here to talk about thefts in schools not about your nostalgia in your younger days.
Mr Notred: Hey. But you are right, we should provide these youngsters with some tips to deal with these scenarios. Like erm... what are the safest places to keep you wallet such as the toilet or your teacher's handbag.
Mr Red: Exactly, so all you youngsters out there, better listen up, regardless of whether you are the theif or the casualty, cause you might need to use it in your next life. *Pueh.
Name: Jennison
Age: 13
School: Not telling
bday: 8 March
[[ The Wishlist ]]
Infinity wishes!
Getting into English Drama
Murder the CCA teacher
New books
Throwing a 'I HATE CCA' Party
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Gold 101 FM, bringing you the best topics from the nineties till now.
Mr Red: Wishing you a very good morning and you're listening to the Mr Red and Notred breakfast show.
(Somebody whispers)
Mr Red: Yes, I get it, it's twelve in the afternoon, but that's not the point. (Laughter) With you here is Mr Red as what the chinese call 'mo li hua'. And my sidekick... Mr Notred (thunderous applause) which is not like what the chinese call 'mo li hua'.
Mr Notred: Hi. (Very unenthusiastic)
Mr Red: So... Mr Notred, I heard that recently there has been a surge in the number of thefts in schools.
Mr Notred: Really? I didn't know about that. Oh yah, and P.S. I always thought that there were only female obasans, don't tell me there are also male obasans.
Mr Red: Who are you talking about? Who is the male obasan?
Mr Notred: You.
Mr Red: Oh. Anyway, back to the point about thefts in schools. I heard from my sister-in-law that her daughter's wallet has been stolen recently. which has like a one dollar note and a five cent coin in it.
Mr Notred: How old is she?
Mr Red: Five years old.
Mr Notred: That explains everything. Which reminds me, I still remember the not so memorable days I spent in my secondary school. There was this crime ring that happened during the time, all my classmates were so skeptical about it, they hid their wallets and sealed it in the toilet cubical right next to my classroom.
Mr Red: Huh? Why? Just lock it in the locker, save time save space.
Mr Notred: You can hack other people's locks, but you can't hack the toilet.
(snorts of laughter)
Mr Red: So no wallets got stolen.
Mr Notred: Nah, they all went missing.
Mr Red: Why? I thought you said the toilet was safe?
Mr Notred: Yes, the toilet was safe. Too safe. Everyone locked it and placed it above the toilet bowl and in the end the wallets accidentally got blown into the toilet bowl and ended up being flushed away by the patronising cleaners who cleaned up.
Mr Red: Oh I see. Pretty stupid of you guys to do so though. I still think it's safer to lock it in the locker.
Mr Notred: I also remeber the time when I got my first crush on this girl which thick curly hair who look like gorilla...
Mr Red: Erm... Mr Notred, I hate to break it to you but we are here to talk about thefts in schools not about your nostalgia in your younger days.
Mr Notred: Hey. But you are right, we should provide these youngsters with some tips to deal with these scenarios. Like erm... what are the safest places to keep you wallet such as the toilet or your teacher's handbag.
Mr Red: Exactly, so all you youngsters out there, better listen up, regardless of whether you are the theif or the casualty, cause you might need to use it in your next life. *Pueh.